Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Yee-ha! Shoot that gun, Ann Coulter! If only you had the editors of evil old USAToday in yer sights! Those punks -- how dare they keep their readers from such trenchant insights:
Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags. . . . Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling.That's what the Democrats need -- more pretty girls and cops! Too many ugly, fat criminals at the DNC. Or something.
I don't know. It's all too ridiculous. Speaking of Dems, here comes Jolly Old John Kerry, sailing into harbour. Jon Stewart was right.. He's the right man to lead ARRRR! country.
Hey -- they should have Ann Coulter on the Daily Show. Wouldn't that be a great interview? If it were anything like the one he did with that woman in the Garfield movie . . .
Hey look -- not everyone agrees that Atkins is a straight-from-heaven genius. No low-cards in school lunches! No wonder our kids are getting so obese. They need Atkins-friendly items! When, oh when will the schools begin stocking Coke C2? Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!?
Did you know that Gainesville was home to a Civil War battle? It's true!
Blogger's profiles are pretty interesting. (Here's mine.) You can click on your various interests and see who else is interested in them. Lots of people like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; but not so many are into The Futurological Congress. There are some Merzbow fans about, however.
Play robot fighter japanese death game. Push the buttons (especially the arrows and Z and X and I think C also) and make the people kill the other people.
Today I'm listening to: DJ Spooky!
MadWomen for Peace (incl. Diane)