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Sunday, May 22, 2005

Watch More TV 


Listening to this week's SynCast is not as good as watching TV.

You should watch more TV. TV is good. TV brings families together. Watching TV is healthy. Watching TV will make you popular.

Watching TV is part of our American heritage. Our ancestors have always watched TV. This nation was built on TV. TV is what makes America strong. Support our troops by watching TV.

Old people enjoy watching TV. So do babies. The Surgeon General recommends that children watch at least seven hours of TV every day. Regular TV viewing is as important as good nutrition.

Cats enjoy watching TV. Dogs enjoy watching TV as well. Birds also enjoy watching TV. In fact, all animals find pleasure in regular TV viewing.

Even extraterrestrial creatures enjoy watching TV when they visit Earth.

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Today I'm listening to: Dead Prez!

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